Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Marriage Warrior Pat Robertson Deems Petraes' Affair Totally Acceptable

While some folks have frowned upon the news of former CIA director, David Patraeus' little extramarital adventures, others have decided to come to his aid. Enter everyone's favorite televangelist, Pat Robertson, with a very Christian-like justification:

“She is an extremely good-looking woman,” Robertson said of Broadwell. “She is marathon runner, she’d run Iron Man triathlons, and so she’s out running with him, and she’s writing a biography. And I think the term is propinquity. And there was a lot of propinquity going on.”

He then offered up this potential reasoning for Petraeus’ affair: “The man’s off in a foreign land and he’s lonely and here’s a good-looking lady throwing herself at him. He’s a man.
 Yes, Petraeus was horny and his wife was unable to service him and his mistress was hot, therefore FAMILY VALUES.

To be clear, I don't give a shit about Patraeus' dalliances, but I'm also not one of the people like Pat Robertson who endlessly bitches about the so called "sanctity" of marriage being threatened by the gays and teachers unions and such.

Also, did I mention that Robertson is totally cool with wife beating as well?

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