Monday, April 22, 2013

So Apparently, Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly Are Involved In The Benghazi Coverup Now Too...

I was browsing Sean Hannity's twitter feed to find something LOL-worthy, and it didn't disappoint. Granted, it wasn't exactly what I was expecting. I was hoping to see something amusing coming out of Hannity himself, but the stars of this episode happen to be his own idiot followers.

See, Hannity made a tweet bashing Obama for his supposed hypocrisy on taxes, and was no doubt expecting a flood of agreement from his followers. It didn't exactly work out that way (click to enlarge):

Yes, instead of getting behind him, his followers turned their ire to Hannity himself for supposedly (I swear, you can't make this shit up) protecting the evil, socialist, Kenyan muslim by not reporting on Benghazi enough.

Let that sink in for a moment. Sean Hannity, no seriously, SEAN FUCKING HANNITY, for reasons that have yet to be clarified, is doing his best to somehow help Barack Hussein Bin Laden Obama! We're so far down the rabbit hole at this point that we've already passed China.

This wasn't limited to just Hannity either. His own colleague, Bill "Papa Bear" O'Reilly, also wasn't able to escape the wrath of these, for lack of a better term, "people":

I have to say, this must be a part of that 11th dimensional chess stuff I keep hearing about. Apparently, both O'Reilly and Hannity have worked diligently over the past 15 years to give the impression that they're immense right-wing assholes, only to suddenly turn around and switch sides to Obama right at the cusp of Benghazi-gate. This was a flimflam a decade in the making that could only have been orchestrated by a Macchiavellian mastermind like Obama.


Also, can I just say that it never ceases to amaze me how the right wing media is constantly able to rile up their dimwitted followers? The outrage over Benghazi-gate in particular is quite fascinating to me. They've managed to convince their viewers that there were some shady, underhanded things being committed by the White House. Whether Obama was laughing maniacally as he intentionally delayed assistance to the embassy, or hell, coordinated the attack himself, these right-wingers just know that he was doing something nefarious. It's gotten to the point that these people are more outraged at Obama's 9/11 than the original 9/11!

Sure, there were morons rampant at townhalls during the health care debate, constantly invoking Godwin's Law and telling the government to keep their hands off their medicare, but this is a bit different. At least with HCR, you could make the excuse that right-wingers were indoctrinated for years about the evils of government run health care. With Benghazi-gate, however, this is something that these fuckers wouldn't have given two shits about in any other context. I cannot think of any remotely similar phenomenon happening on the left, where our kingpins like Bill Maher and Rachel Maddow tell us to be furious about something that we otherwise wouldn't have.

Anyway, good job conservative media, on creating this (less coherent and eloquent) Frankenstein's monster.

UPDATE: For some reason the images don't enlarge properly. So just click THIS and THIS until I can figure it out.


  1. "Click to enlarge..." ever so slightly, in a auto scaling lightbox... ensuring its still way too small to be read..

  2. I don't know how to fix that! D:

  3. Right click and open in new tab.

  4. Xenos is an idiot. I wish your grand parents could see you now. They would be so proud of the way their retard can type words. Even if they are incoherent ramblings of the kid that got picked on so bad growing up that now although still a weak loser but can type words..If Bill and Rachel are your heroes. I wish you would move to Canada retard. They want people like you America doesn't.

  5. Wow (may 22) Anonymous! You need some counseling!

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